Maybe I’m superstitious. I have a fixation for even numbers. Don’t ask me why but I actually dropped out of math class before I finished high school. But never failed. Okay, so a D Plus is poor by your standards but for me that was something. Anyhow, maybe my preference for even numbers has something to do with my date of birth. I was born in the year so and so. Nope, I’m not gonna give away my age, too shy (not vain, mind you!) to tell you this.
But maybe a clue. In the year so and so, computers were big like houses. By the time I graduated from high school, never went to college back then (only later and boy, was I satisfied, A Plus all the way through, and you had better believe it, something to do with maturity they say, but I think that it had more to do with enthusiasm and discipline and sheer bloody-minded hard work), they were still pushing pens, and pushing papers into this great big old typing pool where a bunch of crusty old chain-smoking gals, wrinkled as prunes, were clacking away on their giant typing machines.
And guess what. You better believe this. These old gals never made mistakes. Very high standards in those days. These days, I have to wonder what happened. Heck, even Instagram’s got such easy to use editing tools, so what’s your excuse for not using them. Okay, so there was this old gal who spilled correction fluid all over her work day in and day out, but then again, she had a drinking problem. I was still working there when she got the can. Today, I’m working at home. And how do I get my business?
I get it through Instagram. I’m in your face for new biz so I have the cheek of it all to buy followers Instagram checkers wouldn’t have a clue about. Look, it’s almost time for me to skedaddle, so lemme just run through some numbers with you. And yaa, it adds up to an even number. The majestic and mysterious number six. Half a dozen Instagram tasks to help you get more followers onto your Instagram platform. Purty quickly, although I doubt that you’ll ever be able to catch up with me. Been in the game too long.
Anyhow, caption your photos and videos, always. That’s numero uno. Put your personal stamp into it. Task two, very important, please, always check your work before you post it out, and like I said earlier, you can do this, what’s Instagram’s checking tools for then. For show? Didn’t think so. Anyways, number three is this. Make use of the platform’s layout tools to help you design your own unique brand and keep on working it until you’ve got it just so. Perfect! Four; don’t ever forget to link your Insta work to your other sites and landing pages. Five; just be nice, for crying out loud. Not enough love in the world. Six? Rats, forgot about that one.